Email I just got from an 8-year-old girl I used to babysit

Subject: Hello cheesy muffins!!

Hello cheesy muffin people!!! How are you doing today???? GOOD!!??? Did you say good???!!! * bite *. I just ate an evil cheesy muffin!!! Mwa- ha- ha- ha- ha!!!! Big fat unattractive hairy purple camels are chasing me and want to BITE my head off!!!!!!!! Help meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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